“YES and NO”
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… YES
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… NO
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| … We Take a Day Off | … We Don’t Do This for Free |
| … We Enjoy Life | … This isn’t a Hobby for Us |
| … We Are Well Paid | … We Don’t Show on Christmas Day |
| … We Are Full Time | … You Can’t Play with our Crackberry’s |
| … This is Our Only Jobs | … We Won’t Always Have the Answer |
| … We Want Your Business | … We’re Not Perfect |
| … We Will Talk to You After the Sale | … We Aren’t Too Busy for You |
| … We Work Very Hard | … We Don’t Take You For Granted |
| … We Laugh At Cheesy Jokes | … We Won’t Sell You Just Anything |
| … We Tell Cheesy Jokes | … We Don’t Make Decisions for You |
| … We Will Return Your Call | … We Won’t Ignore Our Principles |
| … That’s How We Answer our Phones | … We’re Not Always Right |
| … We’ll Listing To You | … The Customer Isn’t Always Right |
| … We Make Mistakes | … We’re Not for Everyone |
| … We Will Admit to Them | … We Won’t Work With Everyone |
| … We Will Correct Them | … We Don’t Pass Judgement |
| … Our Team is a Team Environment | … You Won’t Offend Us |
| … You Can Call Any One of Us | … Ass Kissing (For Under $2M) |
| … We Get Cranky… | … We Don’t Like Valentines Day |
| … We Get Upset… | …We Can’t Cook/Bake (So We Won’t Mail you Our Recipes at Christmas) |
| … We Get Excited… | |
| … We Get Tired… | … We Won’t Mail You A Calendar |
| … We Try Not To! | … You Wont’ Find Us On Bus Benches, Coupons, or Shopping Carts |
| … We’re Up for It! | … You Are Not Alone |
| … We Eat a Lot of Popcorn | … We Are Not Better Than You |
| … You Can Talk to Us | … You Are Not Better Than Us |
| … We Have Bad Days Too | … It Doesn’t Have to be Stressful |
| … We Like Each Other | … We Don’t Laugh if it’s Not Funny |
| … This is a Long List | … We Don’t Clean Our Cars Often |
| … This is Who We Are | … We Aren’t Kidding About Porcorn |
| … We Socialize | … John Isn’t Having Any More Kids |
| … We’re Relevant | … John didn’t see #4 coming! |
| … We’re Ambitous | |
| … We’re Competitive | |
| … We’re Smarter than That | … No No No No |
| … We’re That Dumb | |
| … We’re Serious | … We Aren’t Done Yet |
| … We Mean It | |
| … We Work Evenings | |
| … We Love our Crackberrys | |
| … We Work on Weekends | |
| … We All Drive Black Cars | |
| … They’re Not Always Clean | |
| … We’re Upset At The Price of Gas | |
| … You Look Fat in Those Pants | |
| … We Really Just Said That | |
| … John’s Wife had 3 kids in 15 months | |
| … We Hate Traffic as Much as You Do | |
| … We’re with RE/MAX | |
| … We Came Up With This Stuff | |
| … John Watches Battlestar Galactica | |
| … John is Always the Last One In | |
| … We Are Regular People | |
| … John is Addicted to Buttons | |
| … We Have Fun | |
| … You Will Too | |
| … There’s A Clean Car in the Lot | |
| … It’s Probably Not One of Ours | |
| … This List Is Always Evolving |
